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I guess I should really explain to you all that I am a teenage girl living in the US. But that just makes me think that some creeper will come and find me. So perhaps I should really explain that I am a slightly paranoid person.

durnesque-esque:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer

To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

robots-and-electric-sheep:

officialkarlurban:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

misswallflower:

Private Bainbridge

Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.

Also known as dAMN SON

Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?

10000 points for Gryffindor!!

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

daeneryus:

shacess:

daeneryus:

alternative house words:

  • stark: bad decision making 101 (now with 110% more honor)
  • targaryen: incest is best
  • lannister: dolla dolla bills ya’ll
  • baratheon: oh i just cant WAIT to be king
  • tyrell: flowers and homosexuals
  • greyjoy: fuck u i won’t do what u tell me
  • tully: [fish noises]
  • martell: we’re fuckin badass and u all know it

frey?

  • frey: those assholes that guard the bridge