I guess I should really explain to you all that I am a teenage girl living in the US. But that just makes me think that some creeper will come and find me. So perhaps I should really explain that I am a slightly paranoid person.
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer
To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve.
The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up
he didn’t reblog this
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
alternative house words:
stark: bad decision making 101 (now with 110% more honor)
targaryen: incest is best
lannister: dolla dolla bills ya’ll
baratheon: oh i just cant WAIT to be king
tyrell: flowers and homosexuals
greyjoy: fuck u i won’t do what u tell me
tully: [fish noises]
martell: we’re fuckin badass and u all know it
frey: those assholes that guard the bridge